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I was watching Most Outrageous 9-1-1 Calls on TLC one Saturday night and the last one cracked me up!!

A man who is a father of six athletic kids got mad at his wife because she stopped bringing home junkfood and started cooking healthier meals to stave off unnecessary weight gain, called 9-1-1 because he came home from work one Monday night to find not McDonald's on the table but a nice piping hot moist fresh from the oven Meatloaf complete with steamed vegetables and mashed potatos and gravy.

The man inquired 'Woman what the fuck do you tink you are doin. Where's my Mickey D's at and what you tryin to do ta me? If you don't get me my Mickey D's I'mma gonna call 9-1-1 and have dem aresst you for endangering my welfare!'

The call went like this

9-1-1 Fire,Police,Ambulance what is your emergency so I may direct your call?

I want the police! My wife won't buy me my Mickey D's and it's Monday! She got some crap on da table I don't want! Someting called a meat of loaf

Calling 9-1-1 because your wife made meatloaf isn't worth callin 9-1-1 over. You're tying up the line preventing other people from calling through with real emergencies. If you want McDonald's then go get it your self. Obesity is the leading cause of childhood deaths. She's teaching your children good nutritional valuse and feeding them before the do activities.

This guy was so mad at his wife for making a home cooked meal that he called 9-1-1 on her!

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